In a few days, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski will be releasing a book. No, not that book which is a replica of 50 Shades of Grey (which Gronk has nothing to do with), but rather a novel on partying.
Yes, Rob Gronkowki is releasing a book on how to party.
I’m sure it will be filled with fantastic stories of wild Gronk-filled escapades, like how he enjoys hosing down women in dish washing soap.
Here’s a piece of text from the book ‘It’s Good To Be Gronk‘:
“We would invite all the hot athletic and sorority girls over then take dishwashing liquid and squirt it all over the floor to get it slippery. We would then squirt it all over ourselves to get lubed up then throw water all over the place. The name of the game was to make it from door to door sliding on your chest. Somebody was always naked and the girls loved it when our underwear slid off.”
Of course they do, Gronk. Of course they do.
Dude is a beast on the football field but I’m starting to think Rob Gronkowski might be a better partier than football player, which is saying something.
Beat that, Tom Brady.
