Quick, somebody get Dwight Howard back on the court for the Houston Rockets because the former NBA All-Star clearly has too much time on his hands.
Actually, he might have more than that on his hands because for whatever reason, Howard, who is out with injury, decided to give his Houston Rockets teammate Isaiah Canaan an unexpected cup check on Wednesday night.
Unfortunately for both of them, the camera was focused on Dwight Howard during the Turkey Tap and captured it in all its glory for the masses to see.
I’m trying to go through my brain and provide a logical explanation as to why Dwight Howard felt the need to grab another man in his balls, but I’m having a difficult time coming up with any legit reasoning.
Sure, it’s pretty damn funny and that’s probably all the reason Dwight Howard needed to cup check his Houston Rockets teammate, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t be laughing if I was Isaiah Canaan. It’s one thing to just give a quick tap, but to go full on grab? I mean, straight cuppage of the junk? There’s a fine line, bro, a fine line.
Somebody should ask Kobe Bryant what he thinks about the situation – he’d probably suggest Dwight Howard was trying to get his own set of balls.
Yeah, I went there.
