There are a lot of things that Zack Greinke is good at. One of them is destroying the opposition as he’s among the best pitchers in baseball. Another is hygiene as it appears that he washes his hands every time he goes to the bathroom, as everybody should.
Sadly, that’s not the case in the Los Angeles Dodgers locker room, this according to Greinke who is reportedly grossed out by his LA teammates.
In fact, things have got so bad for the number two (no pun intended) pitcher in the Dodgers rotation, behind Clayton Kershaw, he had to call a meeting to inform his teammates to wash their hands after they take a dook.
“Some of you guys have been doing the number two and not washing your hands. It’s not good. I noticed it even happening earlier today. So if you guys could just be better about it, that would be great.”
When a player calls a team meeting, you have to wonder what they’re going to say, though I’m pretty sure Yasiel Puig, Adrian Gonzalez, Jimmy Rollins and the rest of the Dodgers weren’t expecting a lecture on their bathroom habits.
No word on if the Dodgers are a bit more hygienic now or not.
